Now that I’ve been hanging out at the pool so much, with the Blonde Mommy Crew all around in their bikinis, I’m starting to understand why people obsess about “swimsuit season”.
At last, I am happy to announce, I hve found the perfect swimsuit for all those women who, like me, don’t want to show a lot of skin (my reasons involve both blubber and skin that burns in Scotland in December):
Behold, the Burkini.
Seriously, this is genius! Since I’m not muslim, I’d probably go for one without the veil, myself, but a high-necked version? I’m there.